Happy Hour is for Amateurs

In this novel, the Philadelphia Lawyer pulls back the curtain of the courtroom and shows the reader the darker side of the legal profession. As the attorneys move up the legal ladder, each begins to descend the ladder of morality. The lawyer holds nothing back as he details substance abuse, womanizing, and a life excess all the while notating billable hours,

This is another work that first grabbed me at the book store. A cursory glance was enough to let me know that not only did I want to read this book but that it would be the first eBook on my nook. I did find that it was a little difficult to access the few notes (indicated in the text with an asterisk) However, it was a noteworthy first exeperince with my handy eReader.

A good novel that made me take a second look at the attorneys I work with every day and think twice about possibly entering the legal profession.

I give this book 4.25 out of 5 Coca Cola bottles.

Happy Reading!!

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Dead(ish)

What do you do when you're boyfriend kills you, hides your body and forces you to eke out an existence as a wandering spirit? You hire a private investigator to find your body. AND do all kinds of crazy things to the idiot who killed you.

This is the mo of Linda Stevens, a deceased woman trying to end her unfinished business that is keeping her from crossing over in Naomi Kramer's Dead(ish). From the very beginning of the story, the reader is told of Linda's condition (for lack of a better word) and Mike's confession. What the reader must wait to find is the location of the body. In getting to this truth, the reader is treated to a comical yarn with gay neighbors and even prison time.

Kramer makes very good use of point of view to tell this story of murder and revenge. Although there is not much time to delve into in-depth character development, what we do learn about each player through their thoughts and perceptions help pull this story together and carries the reader to the end.

I give this story 4 out of 5 Coca Cola bottles.

Happy Reading!!

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Waiter Rant

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Some books are so well written that once you skim through them, you're bound to read them. Sometimes that may be right away, other times one may "forget" about the book until a hint reminds the consciousness.

Back in October of 2009, I skimmed through a few books and continued shopping at Barnes & Noble. However, this little memoir entitled Waiter Rant stuck with me. Months later (after the rise of eBooks and the introduction of the nook) I searched through the B&N online store and found the electronic version of this book.

As soon as I began reading this novel, I realized why I remembered it all these months. The Waiter describes what led to his landing a job in the food services industry. After leaving various positions in corporate health care, the Waiter lands a job to continue paying rent. Throughout the novel, the Waiter regales stories of wait staff, management, and customers. Each anecdote leads to the Waiter's decision with regards to his future career endeavors.

This book was very entertaining and gives the reader a more realistic view of food service. After reading, I found my self calculating tips a little higher when eating out at various restaurants.

I give this book 4.5 out of 5 Coca Cola bottles.

Happy Reading!!

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Autobiography of An Fat Bride By: Laurie Notaro

Sometimes I still cannot believe I am almost 30. It seems like when I was in school, teachers promised that as long as you studied hard, life would be easy as we would all have wonderful careers, good paying jobs and what successful career woman would have a problem finding a potential husband.

Teachers lied.

Exhibit 77301: Autobiography of a Fat Bride

Laurie Novato begins this memoir with the age old story of a runaway boyfriend, the twist being that he has literally runoff in a van with his ex.

Ok, maybe that's not much of a twist.

The twist may be the head of cornrows this white boy sports.

From there the reader is privy to an assortment of failed romances that result in marriage.

From there the novel changes. Although, there are several stories that follow Novato's marriage, these no longer follow a chronological order and have no common thread except that they are Novato's experiences. That aside, each story on it's own is pretty entertaining. From Novato's plans of a husbandly servant upon discovering "proof" of her husband's affair to the bi-polar relationship between the author and her mother, Novato continues to keep the stories coming reminding the reader that turning 30 something may not be as great as we hope but it does not have to be as bad,

I give this novel 4 out of 5 Coca Cola bottles.

Happy Reading!!

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Chick Norris vs. Mr. T

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I had always heard those jokes about the greatness of Chuck Norris. However, I had no idea that there was a book that started it all. Ian Spector wrote that book and in this second book, Spector comes up with more outrageous Chuck Norris claims all the while including "facts" he gathered regarding the mohawk sporting, gold chain wearing, fool pitying, action star, known to the world as Mr. T.

Overall, the book is not bad, Granted, I would not expect this work to be recognized as the next greatest novel, but that was never the author's intention. His point was something fun and light hearted and in that respect, he has succeeded. Some of the "facts" are not that funny if you are not appreciative of humor involving God/Jesus (that describes me so I did not particularly care for these nuggets) However, there is more punch to these punch lines then jokes surrounding religious leaders.

The length of this book was my only other complaint. When reading on my nook, I noticed that the progress bar at the bottom was moving pretty quickly. It was then that I discovered that there were only 88 pages. that included the intro and table of contents. Maybe Chuck Norris and Mr. T got to together and the last 200 pages or so were destroyed by the quantity of greatness..

I give this book 3 out of 5 Coca Cola bottles.

Happy Reading!